Jokes!
JANUARY 2008 - TOP 10 JOKES |
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| What do you call cheese that is not yours? | Nacho Cheese! |
| What is a boat full of fish eggs? | Roe boat! |
| What is the easiest animal to weigh? | A fish - it has scales! |
| What is a cat's favorite color? | PURR-ple! |
| Why do dogs like trees? | Bark! |
| Can you fool a baby that was born today? | No, he wasn't born yesterday! |
| Why do mothers put so much powder on their babies? | Talc is cheap! |
| Why is a banana so popular? | It has appeal! |
| What do chicken and turkey farts smell like? | Fowl! |
| What US state has the smallest soft drink? | Minnesota! |
NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 2007 - TOP 10 JOKES |
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| Why is it cold at Christmas? | Because it is Decem-BUR! |
| What do snowmen eat for breakfast? | Frosted Flakes! |
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What do elves learn in school? |
ELF-abet! |
| What is the difference between Christmas alphabet and ordinary alphabet? | NO-EL! |
| What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents? | Silent Night! |
| Why does Santa have 3 gardens? | So he can HOE, HOE, HOE! |
| What kind of bird can write? | PEN-guin! |
| What do you call Santa coming down a lit chimney? | CRISP CRINGLE! |
| What is a cross between a snowman & a vampire? | Frost BITE! |
| What is Santa's dogs name? | Sanata PAWS! |
| What is Santa when he doesn't move? | Santa PAUSE! |
OCTOBER 2007 TOP TEN JOKES |
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| Why doesn't Dracula like kids? | They drive him BAT-ty! |
| Why is Dracula never interviewed by the press? | Because he has skeletons in his closet! |
| How does a girl ghost dance? | She shakes her BOO-ty! |
| Where's Dracula's favorite place to go waterskiing? | Lake EERIE! |
| What kinds of monsters make honey? | Zom-bees! |
| What kind of furniture do ghosts like? | Bam-BOO! |
| What game do ghosts play with their babies? | Peek-a-BOO! |
| What's Dracula's favorite fruit? | An Adam's apple! |
| What is a ghoul's favorite snack? | Finger sandwiches! |
| What bracnch of the military can ghosts join? | The Ghost Guard! |
| SEPTEMBER 2007 TOP 10 JOKES | |
| What part of your body is most like a classroom? | Your eyes, because they have pupils! |
| What do you call someone who studies hives? | A B-student! |
| Why did the golfer change his socks? | He had a hole in one! |
| Where do they get non-fat milk? | Skinny Cows! |
| Why did the horse leave his wife? | She was a nag! |
| What do you call a boat full of fish eggs? | A roeboat! |
| How do you fix an injured duck? | With duct tape! |
| Where do worms play baseball? | Wriggly Field! |
| What are the easiest animals to weigh? | Fish, because they have scales! |
| Where do ants live? | Usually with uncles! |
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